Tuesday, September 30, 2008


So after all the daily tasks are done at work and a window of opportunity has arisen, ill generally flick through www.dompost.co.nz and keep up to date on whats going on in New Zealand i.e. breaking headlines...So today's national headine was in more words than one phenomenal...please read...

Employee compensated over 'dry humping'
Wednesday, 01 October 2008

A construction company employee has won thousands in compensation after being subjected to workplace antics such as "dry humping" and "genital flicking".

He said one incident in 2007 involved the company's managing director (Mr E) approaching him from behind while he was bending over and "rubbing his genital area" against his backside – a term the report described as "dry humping".

At a Christmas function the same year, Mr C said he was the subject of another unpleasant experience, which the ERA report described as "genital flicking".

"This was a process where, when a group of workmates were standing together, typically in a social environment, one or other of them would flick at or near the genitals of a colleague nearby, allegedly with purpose of making the recipient spill his drink."

Mr E said he recalled some genital flicking, along with Mr C's protests, but that he had told staff "not to flick Mr C's balls because he doesn't like it".


Now i would not call what that dude did as dry humping...its more like Mr A, was drunk, hasnt had much luck with women and finally realised, "fuck it...i might just push my luck and see where it takes me...either way I got a back up plans...just brand it as *a guy thing*" ahaha

This guys a l-e-g-e-n-d! I wish I was a fly on the wall when Mr E told the staff not to "flick" Mr C's balls...how can you go home and talk to the family and be serious about your job and how much you enjoy it, when you get breiefed at morning smoko about ball tap.

It really does make me realise what a perfect country we live in and on that note where ever you are Mr C, E or Z...we all feel your pain!

Where AKON at?!

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